I'm not going to link it here yet.
I'm shy.


Christian BaleChristian Bale is an 'actor'. Christian Bale likes to pretend he is 'Batman'. 'Batman' likes to hang out with skyscrapers. 'Batman' thinks he is so rad. 'Batman' posts personal ads on Craigslist.Christian Bale
In the 'casual encounters' section,
he posted this:
Hi guys, My name is Batman. I like it when people call me Batman. I am 6'3, blond hair, hazel eyes, and I like to keep fit. I am a billionaire who sometimes works nights. I am looking for someone who will dress up as 'The Joker' who prefers the bottom, and is into


Signed, The ManagementDear Liver, You're a real trooper. Keep up the good work. Love, The ManagementSigned, The Management
Dear Lips, Shut your mouth Signed, The Management
Dear Ego, Please do the world a favor &
shoot yourself in the face. Sincerely, The Management
Dear Insanity, We're sorry, but we're going to have to ask you to
leave. We don't allow pets. Please clean up Depression's & Anxiety's shit when you leave. No hard feelings, The Management
Dear Feet,
You look like s
You should stop by
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Also, I can kill you with my brain
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Watching for pigs on the wing....
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Watching for pigs on the wing....
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It watched them from the corner with mad little eyes, its genes remembering the time it had been a giant reptile that could have taken these sons of monkeys to the cleaners in one mouthful.
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